Thursday, February 17, 2011

Computer Science Mode


If you are a computer scientist, software engineer, or programmer of any kind, you have probably experienced it. It starts with a loss of connection to everything around you. You become so entranced that eating, sleeping, and even breathing become cumbersome. In this state, the only thing that matters is accomplishing the task. What is this condition that so many helpless people are developing, and should we be concerned?

My wife has endearingly termed this condition computer science mode. Although the term stems from my intense concentration while I am developing a tool at work, or finishing a computer science project, it is possible to enter this mode through other means. Clifford Stoll, in his book "The Cuckoo's Egg," was clearly suffering from CSM (Computer Science Mode) for over a year while he was tracking the German spy through his network. He would sleep by the computer printers waiting for the hacker to log in. The trance was so strong that he had a hard time focusing on schoolwork and other aspects of his life.

CSM is fueled by endorphins. Every time we create something we feel a little rush. For me, sometimes this rush is so powerful that I shout excitedly and do a little dance. The result of which usually draws awkward glances from my co-workers. Even so, the rush from accomplishment is very rewarding and is a strong motivational factor to continue.

Intellectual geniuses have been suffering from computer science mode for many years. Traces of CSM can include Einstein's non-matching socks, Bill Gates' lack of personal hygiene (he often forgot to shower), and Newton's lack of social etiquette*. So if you are one who suffers from CSM, do not worry. You are not alone. You are probably on the verge of discovering something really cool, so go for it.

*Brent Strong's History of Creativity describes Newton inviting his friends over for dinner. He was so engrossed in his work that he forgot to order dinner for his guests. His guests ordered the meal, and then proceded to eat his portion. When he looked up to see his plate empty, he declared that he wouldn't have remembered eating if the evidence wasn't right in front of his face.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

If I had A Super Power...

It would be teleportation. Instead of a 10 min walk across campus for class, just teleport to your seat. Why drive 12 hours to get home over the summer? Simply jump through a worm hole to get there. You can bet my ears perked up when Fox News claimed that teleportation was 2010's greatest breakthrough. Have all of my childish dreams been realized? Unfortunately, the only thing teleporting are light particles. Because information is the only material that is transferred, the particle is dematerialized on one end of the teleportation and put back together on the other end. Unfortunately, humans are much more complex. Putting a human back together once his information has been transferred is unfathomable. The good news: Even without human teleportation, this technology is the next step in quantum computing. It provides the basis for computer processing lightyears ahead of current technology. Fortunately, lightening fast computing was my second preferred super power.